Sell My House Quickly

I have repainted and recarpeted the entire house, and a new high-end furnace/central air combo.

These are the remaining problems:
1 - hideously 70s non-working 2nd bathroom
2 - unattractive and unsafe 70s kitchen (complete with holes in the wall)
3 - weed and dead-shrub infested yard
4 - 70s aluminum siding (the wide stuff) that is misaligned and [...]